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CREATOR: msutton@phoenix.gvsp.usra.edu ( msutton@phoenix.gvsp.usra.edu [ UNKNOWN ] )
CREATION DATE/TIME:15-JUL-1997 15:30:36.00
HUMOR: UFO Crash on Mars!SUBJECT:
TO: cyberearth@pobox.com ( cyberearth@pobox.com [ UNKNOWN ] )
READ:UNKNOWN
TEXT:
> AIR FORCE DENIES STORIES OF UFO CRASH
>
> Valles Marineris (MPI) - A spokesthing for Mars Air Force denounced as
> false rumors that an alien space craft crashed in the desert, outside of
> Ares Vallis on Friday. Appearing at a press conference today, General
> Rgrmrmy The Lesser, stated that "the object was, in fact, a harmless
> high-altitude weather balloon, not an alien spacecraft".
>
> The story broke late Friday night when a major stationed at nearby Ares
> Vallis Air Force Base contacted the Valles Marineris Daily Record with a
> story about a strange, balloon-shaped object which allegedly came down in
> the nearby desert, "bouncing" several times before coming to a stop,
> "deflating in a sudden explosion of alien gases". Minutes later,
General > Rgrmrmy The Lesser contacted the Daily Record telepathically to
contradict
> the earlier report. General Rgrmrmy The Lesser stated that hysterical
> stories of a detachable vehicle roaming across the Martian desert were
> blatant fiction, provoked by incidences involving swamp gas. But the
> general public has been slow to accept the Air Force's explanation of
> recent events, preferring to speculate on the "other-worldly" nature of
the > crash debris. Conspiracy theorists have condemned Rgrmrmy's
statements as > evidence of "an obvious government cover-up", pointing out
that Mars has no > swamps.
>
>
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