Sighting Of Unidentified Flying Objects

Read from the scan by GLM-OCR; expect the odd misread word.

GENTLEMEN COMPLETED HIS PURCHASE, WALKED A FEW PACES AWAY TO THE OTHER SIDE OF A PARTITION, OPENED THE BOTTLE AND DRANK THE CONTENTS.

B. (C/NF/WN) TROPICAL FRUITS WERE EVIDENTLY IN SHORT SUPPLY.

ONE WAS OFFERED A SOUVENIR OF A MOST INTIMATE NATURE BY A YOUNG LADY IN EXCHANGE FOR TWO ORANGES WHICH HE HAD BROUGHT OTHER VLADIVOSTOK CITIZENS HAD EVIDENTLY NEVER SEEN AN ORANGE AND ASKED INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO PEEL AND EAT ONE. A SOVIET ADMIRAL WAS NOTED STARING AT A PINEAPPLE DURING A RECEPTION. AT A POINT THE SOVIET ADMIRAL EVIDENTLY FELT WAS APPROPRIATE, HE WHISKED THE PINEAPPLE INTO HIS WIFE'S PURSE AND BOTH STROLLED OUT AT POSSIBLY THE SAME RECEPTION, AN SNI GENERAL WHO HAD IMBIBED HEAVILY PASSED THROUGH SPREADING GOODWILL AND COMMENTED THAT RATHER THAN FIGHTING EACH OTHER SHOULD GET TOGETHER TO FIGHT UFO'S.

C. (C/NF/WN) HOTEL SPACE WAS REPORTEDLY AT A PREMIUM. TWO YOUNG SOVIET LADIES WHO HAD BEFRIENDED CLAIMED SEEKING HOTEL ACCOMMODATION WOULD BE FRUITLESS. AS THE TWO COUPLES WERE NEAR THE WATERFRONT, ONE OF THE YOUNG LADIES ENTERED INTO A DISCUSSION WITH THE CAPTAIN OF A FISHING BOAT AND SUBSEQUENTLY INFORMED

THE CAPTAIN WOULD ALLOW THE USE OF HIS BOAT FOR A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME.

AND WERE

SUBSEQUENTLY UNABLE TO FIND SUITABLE LODGINGS.

5. (C/NF/WH) UNUSUAL DISCIPLINARY MEASURE. OVERHEARD TWO SOVIET MICHMANI DISCUSSING A SPECIFIC SAILOR WHO WAS A DISCIPLINE PROBLEM. FROM IDIOMS USED AND TONE OF THE CONVERSATION, THE MICHMANI INFERRED THAT THE TROUBLESOME SAILOR WOULD BE SODOMIZED AS A PUNISHMENT. THE SOVIET TERM USED WAS TO CLEAN HIS WHISTLE. THE ADMINISTRATION OF SAID PUNISHMENT APPEARED TO BE A COLLATERAL DUTY OF ONE PARTICULAR MICHMAN. THE TONE OF THE DISCUSSION SUGGESTED THAT, AT LEAST TO THE MICHMANI INVOLVED, THIS TYPE OF PUNISHMENT WAS AN ACCEPTED DISCIPLINE TOOL.

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